Eskimo's, Sex Addicts and Large Breasts.

So today was a big day in the good ole U-S of A.

Obama did a kick ass job last night on his speech.

McCain took the attention off of him by picking a Female Alaskan Govorner to be his running mate.

Michael Jackson turned a half century old.

This is what he would look like if he hadn't of messed with his face. Not a bad looking man.

David Duchoveny entered rehab for his sex addiction.

The Lohans are fighting. Again.

And last but not least this chick that posts on this babysite stood up for sex offenders and cheaters.

ehh ok so that is not all breaking news but it is what I read about today.

Oh check out this super nasty pic.


That chick has some big gazooombas.

We are going on a mini vaca this weekend. Going to hang out with the aliens and watch the hurricane roll in. Everyone else will be heading out we will be heading in. Kick ass.

Little J News.
She is at home with daddy today. Sounded like they were having fun last time I talked to them. I want to be home. Damn work.

what can you find in poo

kudos to those that helped compile this list.

corn
spinach
tomato bits
beans
onions
cashews
peanuts
pennies
garbanzo beans


if your a kiddo:
buttons
lint
pencil erasers
paper
candy wrapper

nom nom nom

first blog ever.

prepare for it to suck.

I just didn't want you all to get super excited and then be let down by the mundane details that are my life.

Dood. have you ever wondered how they got those little bumpy things on the finger tip paper sorter things. If you know let me know.

So life. My mom's having surgery today. haven't heard anything. I'm sure she's fine.

my left boob hurts.

so what do you write about in blogs.. your life? who cares about what is going on in my life? I don't I am sure you don't either.

I just got this email. Pretty hot if you ask me.






shall we take up a collection to have his ass shaved and buy her some clothes. please send all donations to my paypal i swear i will get it to them. Srsly.


ehhh what else. my kid is good, tells me no no all the time, i wanna smack her but she's only one so that wouldn't be cool ehh? nah she's adorable coolest kid ever.


my husband rocks as always he is finishing my painting on his day off tomorrow. kick ass.


am i even doing this blogging shit right? don't tell me if i'm not.